Parties

WARNING: This post may be a waste of space. You may not want to read it because it sucks. At least I'm truthful about it. Also, there may be some inappropriate stuff in here, so yeah. NSFW, young people. 
Oh, and look at this. This is the reason I wrote this. Hyperbole and a Half: What Google Needs is Mandatory Sex Parties

Yes, we all love parties. But there are many kinds of parties out there. I shall explain, for humorous purposes.

Party- A social gathering between friends or people you know. Or don't know. Hell, you may not know these people and they know you, or vice-verse. Moving on.

Birthday Party- The gathering of friends and/or relatives in order to celebrate the birth of a friend of loved one. These can be held anywhere, such as: home, pools, clubs, the beach, etc...

Holiday Party- A party celebrating a holiday, such as Halloween, Christmas, Easter, valentines Day, or 4th of July.

Costume Party- A party where you come dressed in a costume. Mainly used as Halloween parties. Or Birthday parties.

Sex parties- A party where you have sex.

Mandatory sex party- a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex.  I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "Guess what this actually is?  It's a mandatory sex party, baby!" And then the raping would commence.  

Mental mandatory sex party-  Same as above, in your mind.

Why the hell did I do this? Because I wanted to spread the word about MSP's. because that's a new hip thing, yo. So yeah, this post was a waste of space. Just ignore it. Well, if you're reading this part, you can't ignore it... Whatever. Again, this is the link to Allie's post: Hyperbole and a Half: What Google Needs is Mandatory Sex Parties